Peanut Butter Cookies

These cookies are super unhealthy. Like, really unhealthy. But they also take an hour, time that you can use to do anything, so it all evens out in the end, right?

Ingredients

We are going to need:

• 3/4 cup butter
• 1 cup Peanut Butter (we like the no sugar added kind)
• 1 1/2 cups firmly packed brown sugar (To offset the lack of sugar in the Peanut Butter)
• 1/3 cup water
• 1 Egg
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 3 cups Oats
• 1 1/2 cup Cup-for-cup Gluten Free flour
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• Small bowl of Granulated Sugar (not much)

1. Cauldron Prep

Add the butter, peanut butter, and sugar ("pixie dust") to a cauldron, and mix them until creamy!

Then add the water ("magic elixir"), eggs, and vanilla. Beat them together well while chanting.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Afterwards, add the oats ("Snake scales"), flour, and baking soda.

Place the cauldron into the refridgerator ("Box of Niflheim") for an hour.

Chant the spell:

Cool it with a baboon's blood, Then the charm is firm and good.

and then the spell is in effect! Your productivity will be increased for an hour!

2. Baking

Preheat your oven to 350F. Check for supplies and familiars within before turning on the oven!

Once the spell wears off after an hour, you will need to take the cauldron out of the fridge.

Scoop it into small 1-inch balls onto an ungreased cooking sheet.

Get some granulated sugar on a fork and press a "criss cross" into the cookies. These are runes, they will make the cookies taste better.

Place the cookie sheet (with the cookies on it) into the oven. Bake them for 9 to ten minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.

Remove the cookie sheet, let the cookies cool for a few minutes, then enjoy!

You should get a few dozen cookies out of this, so don't forget to share!